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Trash Life – Possum & Raccoon Tee Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
Trash Life – Possum & Raccoon Tee Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
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Some folks live the high life. Others? They live the Trash Life. This shirt celebrates the kings and queens of the alley—featuring a cartoon possum and raccoon tipping back Mickey’s Big Mouths like true nocturnal legends. With bold artwork and tongue-in-cheek attitude, this tee is equal parts funny, gritty, and weirdly relatable.
Possums and raccoons have always been internet darlings of chaos, celebrated as the unofficial mascots of dumpster living and late-night antics. Add in a pair of 40s and a party-hard mindset, and you’ve got a design that perfectly captures the vibe of anyone who’d rather laugh at life than clean it up. Whether you’re a fan of meme culture, animal humor, or just a little bit of chaos, the Trash Life shirt fits right in.
Perfect for bonfires, basement shows, punk gigs, or just running errands with a smirk, this tee is made to be noticed. It’s fun, trashy in all the best ways, and designed for anyone who knows the nightlife doesn’t have to be glamorous to be unforgettable. Rock it with pride, because sometimes living the Trash Life is the best life.
Technical Details:
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Possums and raccoons have always been internet darlings of chaos, celebrated as the unofficial mascots of dumpster living and late-night antics. Add in a pair of 40s and a party-hard mindset, and you’ve got a design that perfectly captures the vibe of anyone who’d rather laugh at life than clean it up. Whether you’re a fan of meme culture, animal humor, or just a little bit of chaos, the Trash Life shirt fits right in.
Perfect for bonfires, basement shows, punk gigs, or just running errands with a smirk, this tee is made to be noticed. It’s fun, trashy in all the best ways, and designed for anyone who knows the nightlife doesn’t have to be glamorous to be unforgettable. Rock it with pride, because sometimes living the Trash Life is the best life.
Technical Details:
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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