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Not Today Satan Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
Not Today Satan Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
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Big, bold, and cheeky. Not Today Satan shouts across the chest in unapologetic block letters — but the punchline sneaks in below: ok maybe a little bit. It’s defiance with a wink, equal parts sass and self-awareness.
This design is perfect for anyone who’s a little bit saint, a little bit sinner, and not afraid to admit it. Whether you’re dressing it up for laughs, layering it for casual wear, or gifting it to that friend who always “just can’t resist,” this shirt brings the attitude.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This design is perfect for anyone who’s a little bit saint, a little bit sinner, and not afraid to admit it. Whether you’re dressing it up for laughs, layering it for casual wear, or gifting it to that friend who always “just can’t resist,” this shirt brings the attitude.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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