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Moist Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
Moist Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
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$25.00 USD
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Sometimes one word is enough to make everyone in the room squirm. Moist — splattered across the chest in a drippy, gooey font with a puddle seeping beneath it — is both hilarious and deeply uncomfortable. Equal parts gag gift and social experiment, this design tests your friends, grosses out strangers, and guarantees reactions everywhere you go.
Wear it to a party, to the grocery store, or anywhere you want to weaponize the world’s most hated word.
Color & Style Notes:
Recommended shirt color: White (clean canvas for the puddle effect)
Alt options: Light Blue or Ash (to lean into the damp, mildewy vibe)
Dark colors optional if you want the drips to look extra slimy.
Available Variations:
Unisex sizes S–3XL
Standard fit
Cotton blend
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Wear it to a party, to the grocery store, or anywhere you want to weaponize the world’s most hated word.
Color & Style Notes:
Recommended shirt color: White (clean canvas for the puddle effect)
Alt options: Light Blue or Ash (to lean into the damp, mildewy vibe)
Dark colors optional if you want the drips to look extra slimy.
Available Variations:
Unisex sizes S–3XL
Standard fit
Cotton blend
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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