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Lizard Liaison – Office of Deep State Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

Lizard Liaison – Office of Deep State Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

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ILizard Liaison – Office of Deep State
When the reptilian overlords need to coordinate with the human branch of the deep state, they call in the Lizard Liaison. This tongue-in-cheek tee is perfect for conspiracy buffs, sci-fi fans, and anyone who enjoys poking fun at shadow government tropes. The design pairs sharp humor with just enough mystery to make passersby wonder if you really are part of the underground reptoid network.

Made from premium garment-dyed heavyweight cotton, it’s comfortable enough for long strategy sessions in subterranean bunkers and durable enough to survive interdimensional diplomacy.

Heavyweight cotton for comfort and long wear

Unisex fit — perfect for human or reptilian agents

High-quality print that stands up to the heat (and the cold-blooded)

Ideal for conventions, casual wear, or covert operations

Keep it cold-blooded. Keep it confidential.

f you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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