false flag satire Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

“Satire Alert: Don’t clutch your pearls—this is a joke. Our Alderaan Was a False Flag tee pokes fun at conspiracy culture by applying it to the most infamous galactic tragedy of all time. Was it really the Death Star, or was there more going on behind the curtains of the Empire? (Relax, we know the story—it’s called satire.) Perfect for Star Wars fans with a sense of humor and a sharp eye for the absurd. Wear it to conventions, parties, or your next interstellar rebellion meeting. It’s bold, ridiculous, and guaranteed to get a laugh.”

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!