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Evil Shit – Horned Skull Satire Tee Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
Evil Shit – Horned Skull Satire Tee Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
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$25.00 USD
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Unholy humor takes center stage in the Evil Shit t-shirt. Featuring a cartoonish horned skull with no jaw, this design is pure chaos wrapped in cotton. The phrase “Evil Shit” banners boldly above and below the image, framing a graphic that’s equal parts comic book, metal album doodle, and late-night fever dream. It’s outrageous, offbeat, and unapologetically weird.
Every time someone lays eyes on this shirt, the world gets just a little stranger. The legend goes that a virgin somewhere learns about the mystical “Aztec Kotex of the Dockers” — and by the end of the night, their life is both fulfilled and in shambles. This tee revels in that surreal storytelling, blending over-the-top satire with underground humor. It’s the perfect shirt for people who laugh at things they probably shouldn’t, who appreciate the absurd, and who want their wardrobe to scream “I don’t take anything too seriously.”
With its bold skull imagery and ridiculous lore, the Evil Shit shirt is a must-have for fans of dark humor, absurd memes, and chaotic designs. It works as streetwear, conversation starter, or inside joke you carry on your chest. Pair it with ripped jeans, wear it to a show, or just throw it on when you want people to ask, “Wait… what does your shirt even mean?” It’s not just clothing—it’s an initiation into nonsense.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Every time someone lays eyes on this shirt, the world gets just a little stranger. The legend goes that a virgin somewhere learns about the mystical “Aztec Kotex of the Dockers” — and by the end of the night, their life is both fulfilled and in shambles. This tee revels in that surreal storytelling, blending over-the-top satire with underground humor. It’s the perfect shirt for people who laugh at things they probably shouldn’t, who appreciate the absurd, and who want their wardrobe to scream “I don’t take anything too seriously.”
With its bold skull imagery and ridiculous lore, the Evil Shit shirt is a must-have for fans of dark humor, absurd memes, and chaotic designs. It works as streetwear, conversation starter, or inside joke you carry on your chest. Pair it with ripped jeans, wear it to a show, or just throw it on when you want people to ask, “Wait… what does your shirt even mean?” It’s not just clothing—it’s an initiation into nonsense.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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