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Crab Rangoon Slut Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
Crab Rangoon Slut Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
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Loud, proud, and deep-fried. Crab Rangoon Slut doesn’t whisper your love for the best appetizer on the menu — it shouts it, right across your chest. Centered with a tray piled high with golden, crispy rangoons, this shirt is for the shameless snack fiends who know exactly what they want and aren’t afraid to admit it.
Equal parts food humor and guilty-pleasure flex, it’s perfect for takeout nights, bar crawls, or just making your friends laugh when the delivery bag shows up. Whether you’re team sweet & sour or straight soy, this one’s a guaranteed conversation starter.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Equal parts food humor and guilty-pleasure flex, it’s perfect for takeout nights, bar crawls, or just making your friends laugh when the delivery bag shows up. Whether you’re team sweet & sour or straight soy, this one’s a guaranteed conversation starter.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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