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Clandestine Janitor Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
Clandestine Janitor Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
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Clandestine Janitor – The Heart of Deep State
Every shadowy operation needs someone to clean up the mess — literally. This tongue-in-cheek tee features the silhouette of a lone janitor mopping under a stark spotlight, capturing the unsung heroics of the “deep state” maintenance crew. Equal parts noir and absurd, it’s perfect for lovers of conspiracy humor, workplace satire, and sharp visual design.
Printed on premium garment-dyed heavyweight cotton, this shirt is as sturdy as the mop in the janitor’s hand. Whether you’re running covert ops or just cleaning up after them, you’ll be dressed for behind-the-scenes glory.
Premium heavyweight cotton for lasting comfort and durability
Unisex fit that works in any operational theater
High-quality print that keeps its edge
A subtle yet hilarious nod to those who keep the machine running
Mop quietly. Change the world.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Every shadowy operation needs someone to clean up the mess — literally. This tongue-in-cheek tee features the silhouette of a lone janitor mopping under a stark spotlight, capturing the unsung heroics of the “deep state” maintenance crew. Equal parts noir and absurd, it’s perfect for lovers of conspiracy humor, workplace satire, and sharp visual design.
Printed on premium garment-dyed heavyweight cotton, this shirt is as sturdy as the mop in the janitor’s hand. Whether you’re running covert ops or just cleaning up after them, you’ll be dressed for behind-the-scenes glory.
Premium heavyweight cotton for lasting comfort and durability
Unisex fit that works in any operational theater
High-quality print that keeps its edge
A subtle yet hilarious nod to those who keep the machine running
Mop quietly. Change the world.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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