Clandestine Janitor Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt

Clandestine Janitor – Deep State at Its Worst
Someone has to clean up the mess—and not just the floors. The Clandestine Janitor T-shirt celebrates the unsung heroes of the Deep State, the ones who sweep secrets under the rug and mop up classified spills before they make headlines.

Shadowy, silent, and always watching, the Clandestine Janitor operates under a single dimly lit bulb—a beacon of low-budget, high-level secrecy. Whether it’s spilled classified documents, mysterious red stains, or whatever’s leaking from the black budget, this janitor has seen it all.

Why Wear This?
✅ Looks officially unofficial
✅ Confuses both conspiracy theorists and actual custodians
✅ Makes people wonder what exactly you’ve been cleaning up

Wear it, deny everything, and keep those secrets spotless.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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