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Call of Cthulhu Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
Call of Cthulhu Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
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Call of Cthulhu
When the Great Old One calls… you’d better pick up. This tongue-in-tentacle twist on H.P. Lovecraft’s classic horror drops the cosmic terror right into your daily grind — complete with Cthulhu casually chatting on the phone. Equal parts absurd and ominous, it’s perfect for fans of dark humor, Lovecraftian lore, and surreal mashups.
Printed on premium garment-dyed cotton, this tee delivers comfort worthy of an ancient god’s nap and durability to survive even the end times. Wear it to game night, horror movie marathons, or just while you’re waiting for your own unknowable call.
Premium heavyweight cotton for comfort and longevity
Unisex fit — one size to rule all cultists
High-quality print that won’t fade into the void
A must-have for Lovecraft fans and comedy-horror collectors
Answer the call. Embrace the absurd.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
When the Great Old One calls… you’d better pick up. This tongue-in-tentacle twist on H.P. Lovecraft’s classic horror drops the cosmic terror right into your daily grind — complete with Cthulhu casually chatting on the phone. Equal parts absurd and ominous, it’s perfect for fans of dark humor, Lovecraftian lore, and surreal mashups.
Printed on premium garment-dyed cotton, this tee delivers comfort worthy of an ancient god’s nap and durability to survive even the end times. Wear it to game night, horror movie marathons, or just while you’re waiting for your own unknowable call.
Premium heavyweight cotton for comfort and longevity
Unisex fit — one size to rule all cultists
High-quality print that won’t fade into the void
A must-have for Lovecraft fans and comedy-horror collectors
Answer the call. Embrace the absurd.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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