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Brownfinger / Bidet Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
Brownfinger / Bidet Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
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Brownfinger – Bidets Saved My Life
Give your hygiene game the hero’s upgrade it deserves. This bold, conversation-starting tee takes aim at the tragic consequences of “dry wiping” and celebrates the glorious, water-powered redemption of the bidet. Soft, breathable cotton and a relaxed fit make it perfect for lounging at home, hitting the bar, or educating the unwashed masses one glance at a time. Whether you’re a proud bidet convert or just enjoy a laugh that lands a little below the belt, this shirt is your new uniform in the fight against Brownfinger.
Premium garment-dyed heavyweight cotton for comfort and durability
Unisex fit — looks great on all body types
High-quality print that stands up to wash after wash
Guaranteed to start conversations and maybe save a life (or at least a finger)
Wear it. Laugh about it. Live cleaner.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Give your hygiene game the hero’s upgrade it deserves. This bold, conversation-starting tee takes aim at the tragic consequences of “dry wiping” and celebrates the glorious, water-powered redemption of the bidet. Soft, breathable cotton and a relaxed fit make it perfect for lounging at home, hitting the bar, or educating the unwashed masses one glance at a time. Whether you’re a proud bidet convert or just enjoy a laugh that lands a little below the belt, this shirt is your new uniform in the fight against Brownfinger.
Premium garment-dyed heavyweight cotton for comfort and durability
Unisex fit — looks great on all body types
High-quality print that stands up to wash after wash
Guaranteed to start conversations and maybe save a life (or at least a finger)
Wear it. Laugh about it. Live cleaner.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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