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Alderan Was a False Flag – Empire Truth Tee Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
Alderan Was a False Flag – Empire Truth Tee Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
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History is written by the victors, but that doesn’t mean the story is true. The Alderan Was a False Flag t-shirt flips the script on one of the most famous “tragedies” in galactic lore. Bold text delivers the controversial claim that the empire did nothing wrong, channeling conspiracy-theory aesthetics and counterculture rebellion in one provocative design. It’s a perfect conversation starter for skeptics, truthers, and anyone who likes their fashion with a dose of dark humor.
This shirt taps into the energy of political satire and internet meme culture. Whether you’re into conspiracies, dystopian stories, or simply enjoy stirring the pot, the Alderan tee makes a statement. Wear it at conventions, rallies, or just around town when you want people to double-take and ask, “Wait, what?” It’s irreverent, funny, and unapologetically contrarian—ideal for fans of speculative fiction, rebellious attitudes, and anyone who likes to poke holes in the official narrative.
Designed with bold lettering and high-contrast style, this tee stands out in any setting. More than just a shirt, it’s wearable commentary—part parody, part protest, and part inside joke for those who get it. Slip it on when you want to spark debate, challenge assumptions, or simply wear a smirk on your chest. For believers, skeptics, and agents of chaos alike, the Alderan tee is a must-have addition to your collection.
Technical Details:
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
This shirt taps into the energy of political satire and internet meme culture. Whether you’re into conspiracies, dystopian stories, or simply enjoy stirring the pot, the Alderan tee makes a statement. Wear it at conventions, rallies, or just around town when you want people to double-take and ask, “Wait, what?” It’s irreverent, funny, and unapologetically contrarian—ideal for fans of speculative fiction, rebellious attitudes, and anyone who likes to poke holes in the official narrative.
Designed with bold lettering and high-contrast style, this tee stands out in any setting. More than just a shirt, it’s wearable commentary—part parody, part protest, and part inside joke for those who get it. Slip it on when you want to spark debate, challenge assumptions, or simply wear a smirk on your chest. For believers, skeptics, and agents of chaos alike, the Alderan tee is a must-have addition to your collection.
Technical Details:
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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