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Lizard Liaison Office - Deep State Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
Lizard Liaison Office - Deep State Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
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Lizard Liaison Office – Deep State’s Most Trusted Diplomats
Who bridges the gap between our world and the cold-blooded overlords who definitely don’t exist? The Lizard Liaison Office, of course.
Whether you're negotiating interdimensional treaties, handling classified reptilian affairs, or just enjoying a well-placed conspiracy theory, this official-looking design ensures that everyone knows you’re in on it.
With a bold split-face emblem, this design represents the duality of power—half human, half lizard, 100% classified.
Why Wear It?
✅ Instant credibility among conspiracy theorists
✅ Official uniform for secret underground negotiations
✅ Makes people double-take and wonder… just for a second
Wear it with confidence, deny everything, and report to the mothership on schedule.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Who bridges the gap between our world and the cold-blooded overlords who definitely don’t exist? The Lizard Liaison Office, of course.
Whether you're negotiating interdimensional treaties, handling classified reptilian affairs, or just enjoying a well-placed conspiracy theory, this official-looking design ensures that everyone knows you’re in on it.
With a bold split-face emblem, this design represents the duality of power—half human, half lizard, 100% classified.
Why Wear It?
✅ Instant credibility among conspiracy theorists
✅ Official uniform for secret underground negotiations
✅ Makes people double-take and wonder… just for a second
Wear it with confidence, deny everything, and report to the mothership on schedule.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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