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Lizard Liaison Office – Deep State Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Lizard Liaison Office – Deep State Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

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Lizard Liaison Office – Deep State’s Most Trusted Diplomats
Who bridges the gap between our world and the cold-blooded overlords who definitely don’t exist? The Lizard Liaison Office, of course.

Whether you're negotiating interdimensional treaties, handling classified reptilian affairs, or just enjoying a well-placed conspiracy theory, this official-looking design ensures that everyone knows you’re in on it.

With a bold split-face emblem, this design represents the duality of power—half human, half lizard, 100% classified.

Why Wear It?
✅ Instant credibility among conspiracy theorists
✅ Official uniform for secret underground negotiations
✅ Makes people double-take and wonder… just for a second

Wear it with confidence, deny everything, and report to the mothership on schedule.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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