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Clandestine Janitor Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
Clandestine Janitor Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
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Clandestine Janitor – Deep State at Its Worst
Someone has to clean up the mess—and not just the floors. The Clandestine Janitor T-shirt celebrates the unsung heroes of the Deep State, the ones who sweep secrets under the rug and mop up classified spills before they make headlines.
Shadowy, silent, and always watching, the Clandestine Janitor operates under a single dimly lit bulb—a beacon of low-budget, high-level secrecy. Whether it’s spilled classified documents, mysterious red stains, or whatever’s leaking from the black budget, this janitor has seen it all.
Why Wear This?
✅ Looks officially unofficial
✅ Confuses both conspiracy theorists and actual custodians
✅ Makes people wonder what exactly you’ve been cleaning up
Wear it, deny everything, and keep those secrets spotless.
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Someone has to clean up the mess—and not just the floors. The Clandestine Janitor T-shirt celebrates the unsung heroes of the Deep State, the ones who sweep secrets under the rug and mop up classified spills before they make headlines.
Shadowy, silent, and always watching, the Clandestine Janitor operates under a single dimly lit bulb—a beacon of low-budget, high-level secrecy. Whether it’s spilled classified documents, mysterious red stains, or whatever’s leaking from the black budget, this janitor has seen it all.
Why Wear This?
✅ Looks officially unofficial
✅ Confuses both conspiracy theorists and actual custodians
✅ Makes people wonder what exactly you’ve been cleaning up
Wear it, deny everything, and keep those secrets spotless.
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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